week one after christmas

well this week i have been reading up on how to show dominance in a boat over a predatory animal such as a lion, tiger, or bear if u r lost at sea on a raft or survivor boat.
their are 8 simple things to remember

1. on a semi calm day at sea where the waves are slightly rolling is the best time 2 start

2. put anchors down to keep boat still and have a safe haven available where the animal will not be able to attack u and have anything u can 2 protect yourself.

3.now on to the difficult part provoke the animal enough to vex it but not enough for it to attack do this by standing in neutral territory on the boat and have something that make a certain sound like a whistle and blow it louf enough to vex it and then UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE step into the animals territory but keep eye contact and blow whistle or such object to taunt the animal

4. when animal is vexed and eye contact has been made start moving slowly back MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT and if te animal comes forward as soon as it steps in your territory you have achevied the first step in asserting dominence

5. As soon as the animal comes onto ur territory start blowing wistle or making sound with another device to show your outrage of the animal coming into ur territory and then start rocking the boat or whatever else makes the animal sick or afraid.

6.do not stop at all until animal backs down from sickness and make sure the animal understand when that sound is made it will start feeling sick or weak .

7. if u start getting sea sick and want to throw up do it at the edge of your boarder because it sets a good boundry line

8. when animal is very sick u can stop rocking the boat and let animal get slightly better and remember that sea sickness saps the will to live

9. repeat steps 1 - 8 should be repeated till animal equates the sound u make withe nasuea and then after that the sound should be used sparingly